"Emo"

Okay so today was wacky tacky day at school and I put on combat boots and leather pants and I wore my gym shorts as a skirt. Also I had a new haircut. It's damn sexy. All the fangirl chicks were like...whoa. I think they were impressed at my manly skill.

So I got to lunch and was going to sit with my cult following of freshmen when I hear that weird girl who's in my section, Hyperbubble, going "OH MY GOD I KNOW HIS HAIR??? AND THE PANTS??? I WAS LIKE AAAAAAA!" And all I'm thinking is:

Oh God.

Except Satan is SO much cooler, I mean, come on. He has, like, fire and stuff.

So these girls are sooooo weird. Especially Hyperbubble. I don't know what's wrong with her. Someone dropped her on the head as a baby.

Yeah. Best. Post. Ever.